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mdevietro
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 Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:13 am Post subject: Cool Ideas for give aways. |
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Ok listen to this, we all work for companies of some sort (or at least most of us) and I would imagine that most of us have random shit lyeing around our offices. Here was my thought each week somebody or maybe multiple people donate something FROM WORK, this could be a sales sample, old product to be discarded or what have you. Of course officially I can not endorse stealing so dont do it. For example I work for a company to makes playground equipment, we have all sorts of samples mostly large steel objects. So here is my idea, we post these things and then different people post ideas on how they could be used in kink. Then Tom and the Mistress decided on the most creative or hottest use. And that person wins the object. Now there is a lot of trust involved here, and possibly some liability. I suppose we would need a disclaimer saying that this is not the official use of the product. Anyway thats my idea and lets start a thread.
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Prof. Tom
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I like the idea. But the logistcis would be a nightmare to manage.
I will keep the idea of "best pervertable" as a contest idea.
We're getting a TON of calls from people wanting to give things away. Once we weed throught the crap, I'm gonna open the flood gates.
Keep the contest ideas coming.
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nemo
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| Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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I love the idea of a "Best Pervertable" contest...When is the first one 
Maybe we can start a Pre-Contest Contest here in the Forum, just for the fun of it. Just because there is one sitting on my desk right now, the first item is: an Orange.
Now let see how creative you kinky minds can get.  |
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vermillion
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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Location: Los Angeles
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: that's easy... |
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make tiny scratches on skin, squeeze on orange juice, mild but interesting pain.
take a section of the orange, put in your mouth, go down on someone, presto: orange flavored naughty bits (be careful on girls, the sugar can do nasty things)
slice it open "vertically" and practice your oral technique.
and, of course, the "piece de resistance", make a hole in it, nuke it briefly, and fuck the crap out of that orange. |
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sinnnical
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an orange....an orange...what to do with an orange.
i'd buy a big bag of them, handcuff a sub to the bed and keep chucking them really hard at his ass in lieu of spanking him.... |
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Prof. Tom
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| Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:26 am Post subject: Re: that's easy... |
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| vermillion wrote: |
| and, of course, the "piece de resistance", make a hole in it, nuke it briefly, and fuck the crap out of that orange. |
Hilarious. The pace of that senetence if brilliant! 
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ScorpioSub
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| sinnnical wrote: |
an orange....an orange...what to do with an orange.
i'd buy a big bag of them, handcuff a sub to the bed and keep chucking them really hard at his ass in lieu of spanking him.... |
That's awesome!
Of course unless they bounced back so that you could re-throw them, it would be a short scene...
And hey, instant post-scene snacks LOL
When I was little and played soccer we ate orgage slices during breaks... Wonder if it'd be good for post-play recovery too. *grin*
Hehehe go to the store, buy a box of large condoms, a bag of oranges and an ice pack or two... And see what the check out person says??? LOL
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ScorpioSub
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: Re: that's easy... |
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| vermillion wrote: |
make tiny scratches on skin, squeeze on orange juice, mild but interesting pain.
take a section of the orange, put in your mouth, go down on someone, presto: orange flavored naughty bits (be careful on girls, the sugar can do nasty things)
slice it open "vertically" and practice your oral technique.
and, of course, the "piece de resistance", make a hole in it, nuke it briefly, and fuck the crap out of that orange. |
re: the juice Hmmm orange on scratches... could be interesting. Then again, I like the feeling of alcohol being sprayed on broken skin after impact play, so I may be in the minority in terms of sensations I like lol.
re: nuking it... All I have to say it... Ewwwwwww! I may never be able to look at an orange the same again. LOL. Of course you have to cosider the corresponding activity for girls... Well one who's "practiced" a lot...
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littleMiss
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| yeah, so at least i wasn't the only one who thought of that... though, how do you make sure you don't lose the orange in there? lol |
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ScorpioSub
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Well if it's a vagina, there's no where to lose it. The tube is only so long. You might have to reach in to get it, but it can't get lost...
The anus, well, that could be an issue, which is of course why anal play toys have a narrowing and a flare, so they can't slip all the way in! |
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