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Snappy · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 5

Wasn't sure if this goes in this forum, or epsode forum, sorry if I posted in the wrong spot.

But I thought I would share something a little funny with all of you about dirty talk. I have been married for 9 years now, and my wife is VERY vanilla, and about 2 years ago she tried to venture out of her shell and talk dirty while we were having sex, *missionary* bleh, but anyway. Now to be fair in this, I am not a noise maker in the bedroom, sort of ninja stealth sex, lol. So right when I was about to climax, she started moaning "fuck me", this was good, and working pretty well, so I then trying to give her a little of what she was trying started saying, "you like that" sort of through clenched teeth, kind of like grudge fuck style.

Then came the dreaded phrase, she screamed,"Give me your milk!" I couldn't help it, but I busted out laughing. I mean what the fuck, is she going to steal my lunch money next? I fell off of the bed laughing, she did the same, but that ended the talking during sex.

I have determined that if you don't start a relationship like that, as far as talking during sex, it is a little tricky to start, especially if you say the wrong things.

Don't get me wrong, ninja stealth sex can be fun. LOL, I hope you at least got a grin out of the story.

littleMiss · Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 37

i'm sorry.....

of course, i think just about everyone has that sort of story. Mine wasn't as funny, but still.. I wonder what could be said on that in an episode

Snappy · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 5

Don't be sorry, I posted that for others to get a laugh from it.

I think the key to that is to start out slow at it. Don't just blurt out phrases, especially ones that can sound funny. Start out with the easier, more mundane phrases, then move up as you earn your partners familiarity of you talking dirty. The biggest key though, in my opinion, is know what is dirty, what is hot, and what isn't.

For example, should a man be having sex with his woman, and says,"you like that don't you? say it, say it!" that sounds more along the lines of sexy than,"take the sausage"

Personally, I think its more of what you say rather than how you say it. With that said, I do say very little, but I do say a few things occasionally, and that may be what made her attempt it, it just was the first thing that came to her mind, I mean heck at least she tried, that's my motto....

littleMiss · Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 37

when i said "sorry" that was the laughing while thinking 'oh god...' Yeah, I do think that a lot of it is what they say, though it never hurts to ask what the other thinks is hot or not.. most will answer honestly. but, salami tactics always works (ask for an inch and somehow steal a mile)